It’s that time of the week again where one can benefited from a virtual detox brought to you by Gigi at Kludgy Mom. Never heard of these before? Then I strongly urge you to come check it out.

Okay…here are my flips:

• To the diabetic that runs in my family and caused my Dad some problems with his health…I just found out two days ago that he’s having problem with his right eye. He went to see the company’s doctor and was told one of the blood vessel needs to be looked into by an eye specialist. You see, my Dad works in a rural mining area in Zambia. This means he will have to go to Johannesburg to get that check out. So diabetic…triple flip offs to you! Also if you could say some prayers for him, we would be so thankful!
• To that girl…even when I do pray for you every night, that God will forgive your sins and opened up your eyes of the damaged you had caused… but you know what, I’m only human and some days I can’t help but thinking of letting you have a taste of your own medicines and giving you a huge piece of my mind, but NO I’m a firm believer of what goes around comes around. You will reap what you sow…but until then Flippity off to you, biotch! – Forgive me oh Lord!
• To Facebook who keep changing their settings! What gives?! Thought I had changed everything so my profile is private. Private means I shouldn’t be getting these stupid notice that a stranger-creepy-looking-guy had poked my profile! That is low to poke someone’s profile! Yuck! You’re such a turn-off nowadays Facebook and the only reasons I kept you there is because of the network for my blog. So yeah Flip-off!
• To my elbow – that’s been bugging me with being swollen and throbbing in pain for the past 3 days, Flip-off!
• To my lazy behind – flip off! Stop blaming the rain and get off your back do the morning walk again, woman! Flip-off laziness!
• To my self pity party – snap outta it already! So what, you don’t get that dream job…move on already oh and for the record, Aunt Flo I’m blaming you too for this crappy feelings. Flip off self pity!